Acme Chat

The Most Boring Game and Real Life Simulator

Live chat is available. Average wait: under 20 minutes.

Chat with a member of our friendly support team. Your call… er, chat… is very important to us.

*Support hours 9:00 AM – 9:00 PM. Wait times may vary. Wait times will vary.

How long is the wait? Not long at all, probably.
Can I talk to a human? Absolutely! Eventually.
How long does a game last? About one minute of real time. It will feel longer.

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